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For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a a zombie surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy  WILD GRANDMA, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "THISS ISS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly jumpt in the pit of fiering death but then flew out with his power of AWESOMNESS. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 grandmas and a golden toilet paiper roll of imortality. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
DA Birthday with a Poptart
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a nyan nyan surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Nyan cat, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "NYAN NYAN 12th BirthNYAN~~~!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly got rly rlyyyy hungry.... He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 twelve mini raindow nyan cat-shaped cookies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
My Story
A young woman named Keisha loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Kumquat, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Sacramento , and a portrait of Oprah that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Narwhal for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most
Sexy Surprise Party
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a sexy surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Blue footed booby, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Oh yeah!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly took a shit. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 potatoes. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Typing Makes Me Sound Busy
A young woman named Gerta loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical tortoises, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Titan Tower, and a portrait of Anne Frank that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Pizza Hut for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create
Leonardo
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Leonardo who always dreamed of becoming the world's best artist. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Pink Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Leonardo came armed with a potato and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Leonardo emerged as the weird victor! His achievement is celebrated every Easter.
For Fella's 12th Birthday Celebration!!
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a super funtasic surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Pony, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, ""SURPRISE!!"!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly squealed. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Smurfs. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Wise Advice... Cupcakes?
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cupcakes because you'll only end up with a pigeon in your big toe." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Alice. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was bright and spooky sounds came from deep within. Alice saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Artistic Inspiration!
A young woman named Priscilla loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical dragons, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Austin, and a portrait of Yoda that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby squirrel for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most be
You Should NeverMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lesbians because you'll only end up with a Unicorn in your Cervix." I never quite understood his advice until one National Butterscotch Pudding Day, I was gardening with my best friend Elise. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Meaty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Elise saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
my storyA young woman named Smella loved making art, and practiced pooing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical poops, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Happy Town, and a portrait of XXAnemia that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby boob for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in pooing to create the most beautif
Jellyfish Inspector. Wut.
A young woman named Jane loved making art, and practiced procrastinating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical carnivorous swans, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Verkhoyansk, and a portrait of Satan that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby medulla oblongata for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in pro
The magic Panda
A young woman named Sal loved making art, and practiced dramatising all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical candles, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Los Angeles, and a portrait of Johnny Depp that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby panda for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in dramatising to create th
dA's 12 Birthday storyA young woman named Gertrude loved making art, and practiced squatting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical whiskers, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Mexico City, and a portrait of Hannah Montana that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby toilet for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in squatting to cre
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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after keys because you'll only end up with a telephone in your skull." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Josie. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was cadaverific and spooky sounds came from deep within. Josie saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Don't even ask. I clicked the "12 Devious Years of Art" link at the top of the screen, scrolled down, then found a story contest. It was right there, so I did it. See, now it's been explained so you don't have to ask.
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~satellite-hearts Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I did one. His name was Blaze. :XD:
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*IamHaden Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i saw it, funny stuff. =)
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~satellite-hearts Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, thanks! :)
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